Mouth Breathers Need Not Apply

Saturday, September 3, 2011

Tonight I learned just how lucky I am to have my wife or should I say that she had me.

While watching the Boise State-Georgia game, Tammy saw Boise’s quarterback Kellen Moore and revealed a little insight into her mate-selection process.

Kellen Moore: Mouth breather or big teeth affliction?

Profile of a Mouth Breather.

Tammy: That Kellen Moore is a mouth breather.
Me: Yeah, so?
Tammy: I don’t like mouth breathers. You’re a mouth breather. I wish I had known that before I met you.
Me: What?
Tammy: You’re a mouth breather. But you wouldn’t know it just by looking at you. You’re just lucky your looks are deceiving.

Thanks… I think.

Because you're not a mouth breater makes you special?

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