One of the “benefits” of not having a job is that I am able to watch things on TV that I might not otherwise see.
A week ago I got to watch two girls wrestle in bar-b-que sauce for their man’s love on Jerry Springer.
I also have been turned on to the Turtleman from Animal Planet’s Call of the Wildman. I can’t stop repeating one of his catch-phrases as I walk around the house and have decided that I’m going dressed as Turtleman for Halloween.
I’ve even watched a few episodes of The Lottery Changed My Life on TLC.
Other than the Turtleman, none of the shows I’ve watched have had much of an affect on my life… until today.
I’ve heard of extreme couponing before but had never seen it in (live) action until today. I watched the first episode and couldn’t believe what I was seeing. People were racking up massive grocery bills and cutting them down by 75-95%.
My mind was racing with possibilities as I thought about how awesome it would be if I could do what they were doing.
Before the second episode came on I was already online trying to find ways to start being “extreme” with my coupons.
To the Extreme I Rock a Mic Like a Vandal
I usually take coupons with me when I shop and often try to use them as my defense when Tammy gets upset at how much money I spent.
I think the most I ever saved was prolly $20-25 but these people were saving hundreds of dollars, literally, with coupons.
There were even a couple of people who bought over a thousand dollars worth of food but walked out of the store paying less than $50.
There were even people who were MAKING money on some of the items they “bought.” One lady said she “saved” her family over $60,000 in a year. I was so excited when I heard that part that I sent Tammy a message.
Me: This one lady saved her family over $60,000 a year by couponing. If I could do that I’d never have to go back to work!!
I didn’t get a response.
Feeding the Multitudes
I learned that people were using a lot more coupons than what we get in the Sunday paper. Although some people were getting extra Sunday papers so they would have multiple coupons.
Some people were spending 30+ hours a week cutting and organizing their coupons in giant binders. They had checklists and spreadsheets to help them figure out what the best deals were and where they needed to go to get them.
But as much as I wanted to get into this thing, I couldn’t wrap my head around why people were buying SO MANY items.
One lady bought 20 bottles of hot sauce, another bought more than 30 bottles of BBQ sauce and there was one who bought over 300 boxes of noodles. One family even bought 50+ boxes of couscous even though they had never tried it before.
One lady even had over 130 bottles of Sun Drop because it was her niece’s favorite drink. Then there was the couple that bought 540 cups of yogurt and the one that bought every bag of croutons off the shelf.
I guess they had a coupon for every item, but I don’t understand why they have to use them ALL during one visit.
Couldn’t they just buy 5 items and still save money?
These people had stockpiles of food that would make the Doomsday Preppers jealous. One family had so much food that it was shelved in every room of the house… EVERY ROOM. Some people had so much stuff that family members would “shop” at their house.
Not So Enthusiastic
I was so fired up from watching the show that I started cutting the coupons from Sunday’s paper and signed up at a few couponing sites.
When Tammy got home I started telling her about some of the stuff I learned as well as the stuff I didn’t understand.
But she blew up when I told her how one family donated over $100,000 worth of food to the local food bank.
Tammy: What’s the f’n point in saving money if you’re just giving it away?
Me: They still saved the money. They were just giving it to charity.
Tammy: That’s just stupid.
Me: Can they write it off on their taxes?
Tammy: (looking away in disgust) I don’t know…
She’s such a loving, caring person. Really, she is.
I thought maybe she’d get into it if she watched a couple of the episodes I recorded.
We started the first episode and it didn’t take long for it to get on her nerves.
Tammy: They bought 20 things of cheese? That’s stupid. Sometimes we buy 3 things of cheese and it goes bad.
Me: I know but just keep watching. I’d love to come home with that much food because I know you’d flip out when I told you I spent $500 then be so happy that I only had to pay $40 because of coupons.
I didn’t get a response. Well, unless you count her glaring at me.
It didn’t help that rumors were flying around that the Colts might release Peyton Manning, the man Tammy might love more than me, and my making her watch stuff was causing her to miss any updates.
Tammy: OK, I’m getting a little peeved.
Tammy: Because I don’t wanna watch this crap. I don’t care about extreme couponing. I’m not gonna ever do it.
We made it through the rest of the episode and I was explaining all of the stuff I was gonna do to get my couponing on.
Tammy: I wanna quit my job so I can stay home and watch you being stupid.
She’s such a loving, caring person. Really, she is.
Any extreme (or not-so-extreme) couponers out there? Have any tips for me? Do I have to buy massive quantities to be successful? What has been your biggest couponing success?