Last night Tammy and I were checking out a new sitcom on NBC, Best Friends Forever, when we found ourselves getting involved with the storyline.
The husband was working on a video came called Fatal Blowout and created a female character with big boobs. Surprisingly his wife loves them.
Wife: Oh my God, is that me? Thanks for giving me those great boobs!
Husband: Well, you actually need them to balance out your crossbow. Because even though you have access to all this unbelievable weaponry, you still insist on only using your crossbow, which I think is totally bad-ass.
Wife: It’s extremely bad-ass.
I looked at Tammy
Me: That’s just stupid. She’s got all of those weapons to choose from and only uses a crossbow?
Tammy didn’t say anything.
Me: And I know you’d be pissed if I made you with giant boobs like that.
Tammy: I wouldn’t be maaadd.
Me: You’d be all, “Ohhh, so THAT’S what you want?”
Tammy would be like the lady in the State Farm commercial who gets mad when her boyfriend asks for a new girlfriend.
Tammy: Besides how are big boobs good for fighting? They’d just get in the way and stuff.
Me: I know, right?
Tammy: If you made a girl with big boobs I’d make you make a guy with a big package so they could team-up.
Me: I think that’s called a porno.
A Package Deal
At the end of the show the husband tried to “romantically” surprise his wife when he found the friend talking with her in their bedroom.
Husband: Even though she has all this weaponry available to her she still insists on using a crossbow.
The wife’s friend, the blonde in the picture, starts freaking out, jumping around and covering her face with pillows as the husband tries to cover himself.
I definitely don’t think Tammy would have gone through the drama the wife’s friend went through in an attempt to not to see things.
Maybe that’s why we’re best friends… forever.