Tonight 
a news story about women getting mammograms came on while I was standing next to Tammy in the kitchen.
Tammy: I need to schedule a mammogram.
I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to help her out.
Tammy: OWWW!!
Me: I heard they squeeze them hard.
Tammy: The machine does, not the doctor.
Me: I was doing the machine version.
The Life of J-Wo 
When are you going to do all the jumping shots Jason?
Tammy really needs to clock you.
She has already exacted her revenge…
She “prostate exam’d” me when I was bending over to get something out of the cabinet.
Tammy: You know what that’s called? A Prostate Exam!!
Good for her!