Tonight a news story about women getting mammograms came on while I was standing next to Tammy in the kitchen.
Tammy: I need to schedule a mammogram.
I thought this would be a perfect opportunity to help her out.
Me: I heard they squeeze them hard.
Tammy: The machine does, not the doctor.
Me: I was doing the machine version.
When are you going to do all the jumping shots Jason?
Tammy really needs to clock you.
She has already exacted her revenge…
She “prostate exam’d” me when I was bending over to get something out of the cabinet.
Tammy: You know what that’s called? A Prostate Exam!!
Good for her!