My trying to help sometimes irritates Tammy. Tonight was one of those times.
I was cutting coupons tonight while we were watching Person of Interest and I wasn’t sure if the product I was looking at was something Tammy would need.
Me: Do you need Poise?
Tammy: No! Those are for pee NOT periods!
Me: But they got Ally Berry as a spokesperson.
Me: Ally… you know. This person (holding up the ad).
Tammy: That’s Kirstie Alley.
A little while later I came across something else that I thought Tammy might be interested in.
Me: Do you need Depends? They’ve got Silhouettes.
Tammy: I wish I could throw something at you.
Me: Like kisses?
Tammy: No, like an axe.
Tammy: Read the description before asking me questions.
Me: (shaking my head) I’m not gonna do that because this is the only way you’ll talk to me.
Tammy: That’s not true. I tell you to “shut up.”
A little while later we were discussing something on The Celebrity Apprentice when I irritated her again.
Tammy: I know!!! Uhhhh… Forget it. Sometimes trying to explain something to you is like talking to a stuffed animal.
I don’t know why she puts up with you!
Haha… Your comment made her laugh, but she didn’t give any reasons. Hmmm…
Hahahaha – dang it – I think you made me pee my pants a little laughing so much! 🙂
I’m not sure if I should he glad that I made you pee. haha… But at least you know what to buy in case it happens again!!
Hysterical, I just saw that Poise commercial for the first time tonight!
Look up the commercial for Depends Silhouettes… Really? You expect me to believe that lady wears those things??
Then again, I prolly wouldn’t think “Shoes” would be wearing them either, but sounds like she might be sooner than we think. haha…
I wouldn’t wanna make a Poise commercial, because then everyone would know for sure that I pee my pants when I laugh to hard…
Awesome title!!! LMAO!
Whoa there I can totally see why she was annoyed. Asking your wife if she needs adult diapers for her period, not once but twice IS annoying, but of course it’s hysterical too. I would’ve done it too if I were a guy.
LOL!!! LOL!!! HIlarious!!