My trying to help sometimes irritates Tammy. Tonight was one of those times.
I was cutting coupons tonight while we were watching Person of Interest and I wasn’t sure if the product I was looking at was something Tammy would need.
Me: Do you need Poise?
Tammy: No! Those are for pee NOT periods!
Me: But they got Ally Berry as a spokesperson.
Me: Ally… you know. This person (holding up the ad).
Tammy: That’s Kirstie Alley.
A little while later I came across something else that I thought Tammy might be interested in.
Me: Do you need Depends? They’ve got Silhouettes.
Tammy: I wish I could throw something at you.
Me: Like kisses?
Tammy: No, like an axe.
Tammy: Read the description before asking me questions.
Me: (shaking my head) I’m not gonna do that because this is the only way you’ll talk to me.
Tammy: That’s not true. I tell you to “shut up.”
A little while later we were discussing something on The Celebrity Apprentice when I irritated her again.
Tammy: I know!!! Uhhhh… Forget it. Sometimes trying to explain something to you is like talking to a stuffed animal.