Irritating the Piss Out of My Wife

My trying to help sometimes irritates Tammy. Tonight was one of those times.

I was cutting coupons tonight while we were watching Person of Interest and I wasn’t sure if the product I was looking at was something Tammy would need.

Ally Berry

Me: Do you need Poise?
Tammy: No! Those are for pee NOT periods!
Me: But they got Ally Berry as a spokesperson.
Tammy: Who?
Me: Ally… you know. This person (holding up the ad).
Tammy: That’s Kirstie Alley.

A little while later I came across something else that I thought Tammy might be interested in.

Me: Do you need Depends? They’ve got Silhouettes.
I wish I could throw something at you.
Me: Like kisses?
Tammy: No, like an axe.
Me: (frowning)
Tammy: Read the description before asking me questions.
Me: (shaking my head) I’m not gonna do that because this is the only way you’ll talk to me.
That’s not true. I tell you to “shut up.”

A little while later we were discussing something on The Celebrity Apprentice when I irritated her again.

Tammy: I know!!! Uhhhh… Forget it. Sometimes trying to explain something to you is like talking to a stuffed animal.

What? I think you are talking to me...

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10 Responses to Irritating the Piss Out of My Wife

  1. I don’t know why she puts up with you!

  2. shoes says:

    Hahahaha – dang it – I think you made me pee my pants a little laughing so much! 🙂

  3. Hysterical, I just saw that Poise commercial for the first time tonight!

    • JWo says:

      Look up the commercial for Depends Silhouettes… Really? You expect me to believe that lady wears those things??

      Then again, I prolly wouldn’t think “Shoes” would be wearing them either, but sounds like she might be sooner than we think. haha…

  4. I wouldn’t wanna make a Poise commercial, because then everyone would know for sure that I pee my pants when I laugh to hard…

  5. mheretowrite says:

    Awesome title!!! LMAO!

  6. Melanie says:

    Whoa there I can totally see why she was annoyed. Asking your wife if she needs adult diapers for her period, not once but twice IS annoying, but of course it’s hysterical too. I would’ve done it too if I were a guy.

  7. Darin B says:

    LOL!!! LOL!!! HIlarious!!

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