As I’ve chronicled before, I have never changed a diaper.
Now I’m sitting in their living room watching Man v. Food and nervously waiting for Gavin to wake up from his nap.
I didn’t have time to get another No Crap Contract together for Jason and Kristan to sign and, all things considered, they prolly would have just laughed at me anyway.
As I sit here, I’m thinking about all of the close calls I’ve had both with my nephews and Gavin. Much to the dismay of some of you, I dodged a BIG bullet back in May when I had a Poop Free Saturday. You can click here to see what I’m talking about but I’m warning you it’s not pretty.
On July 5, Jason’s Dad, Jack, warned me that karma could soon be catching up with me.
Do you sense a huge backlog of karma, a disturbance in the force?
I laughed it off at the time, but now it’s not so funny and has me thinking my almost 40-year streak may be coming to an end.
Please remember me in your prayers.