As I’ve chronicled before, I have never changed a diaper.
Ever.
But I got a call this afternoon from Gavin’s Dad, Jason, saying Kristan’s water broke and that they needed me to come over and watch Gavin so they could go to the hospital.
Now I’m sitting in their living room watching Man v. Food and nervously waiting for Gavin to wake up from his nap.
I didn’t have time to get another No Crap Contract together for Jason and Kristan to sign and, all things considered, they prolly would have just laughed at me anyway.
As I sit here, I’m thinking about all of the close calls I’ve had both with my nephews and Gavin. Much to the dismay of some of you, I dodged a BIG bullet back in May when I had a Poop Free Saturday. You can click here to see what I’m talking about but I’m warning you it’s not pretty.
On July 5, Jason’s Dad, Jack, warned me that karma could soon be catching up with me.
Do you sense a huge backlog of karma, a disturbance in the force?
– Jack
I laughed it off at the time, but now it’s not so funny and has me thinking my almost 40-year streak may be coming to an end.
Please remember me in your prayers.
The Life of J-Wo 
Hahahahahaha! My thoughts are with you 🙂
Thanks. Tammy tried to get me to change one the last time we had him. Looking back I prolly shoulda taken her up on it. Hahaha…
That’s me above (why am I anonymous?}
Margaret
Not sure why it doesn’t show your name. Must be something with how you set everything up when you signed in/up.
Diapers are so gross. Good luck to you hahaha
I’m praying….praying that thing is loaded and he breaks you in right!!!!!
The stink that babies give off after a shit is unholy. If you dodge another diaper a.k.a. biological warfare attack, consider yourself a lucky man.
I’m expected to relieve you so I’ll start to lazily drive over that way. May have to stop a few times. Dinner, perhaps, then we’ll take the little dude off your hands. Please, remember, use sanitizing soap afterwards as there’s few things worse than habitually scratching your nose during sleep and …
Lucky for you that’s not my kid, who pooped five times a day in diapers. Be thankful for that. So how did it go?
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LOL….I have so much reading to do 🙂
I smile