Apparently they found a field of pot that was as big as two football fields and had an estimated street value of $7-$10 million.
Tammy: Oh yeah, did you hear about that? I saw it this morning.
Me: No, I didn’t hear about it, but that’s crazy. Two football fields of ganja. (looking at Tammy) Do they even call it that anymore?
Me: Then what do they call it?
Tammy: Mary Jane.
Me: Oh is that the new word nowadays?
Me: That ain’t new, they used to say that a long time ago.
Tammy: Well, nobody calls it ganja anymore.
Tammy then turns to Jake who was sitting at the computer behind us.
Tammy: Hey Jake? What’s Mary Jane?
Me: What’s ganja?
Me: See. He knows the ganja. Plus ganja sounds cooler. You know why? Because Snoop Dogg says it. You know who says Mary Jane? Tom Petty. Snoop Dogg is way cooler than Tom Petty.
I looked over at Tammy who was just staring at me.
I know that stare all to well. It’s her thinking before she speaks look and more times than not it means she can’t believe what just came out of my mouth.
A few minutes later Jake said he was leaving to go hang out with his friends.
Tammy: Right now?
Me: It’s fine.
Tammy: What are you gonna be doing?
Me: It’s because we was talking about the marijuana and stuff so now he wants to go out.
Tammy: I know.
For the record, that’s not what he said he’s going to be doing. He said he was going to be playing Madden with them.
Come to think he didn’t NOT say he was gonna be doing that. I guess if I find a bunch of crumbs everywhere in the morning I’ll have my answer.