Full Moon Makes My Wife Do Crazy Things

Sometimes I swear I think Tammy lives in her own little world, one that’s based on a combination of things she’s seen on TV.

This morning was one of those times when her world reality and television blurred.

I was standing in the kitchen when Tammy came in and told me what she had done a few minutes earlier.

Tammy: I took pictures on your phone this morning.
Me: Uh-oh… Of what? Your boobs?
Tammy: (giving me The Look) NO.
Me: What? You could have because you wanted me to think about you since I don’t have to go to work today.
Tammy: Ummmm, no.

She then turns and looks out of our kitchen window.

Tammy: I was trying to take a picture of that (pointing to the full moon). It was lined up perfectly in the hole in the trees.

What Tammy was trying to capture.

Tammy: But I couldn’t get it to come out good so I kept turning the lights off and on, off and on, off and on. Then I started thinking someone would think I was signalling for the police.
Me: What?
Tammy: Haven’t you heard that?
Me: Ummm, no.
Tammy: Yeah, you if you turn your lights off and on a bunch of times it’s a signal that you need help so someone will call the police.
Me: You seriously need to stop watching Lifetime movies.

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2 Responses to Full Moon Makes My Wife Do Crazy Things

  1. CaptKitty says:

    S.O.S. HELLPPP MEE!

  2. Tammy is absolutely right. That is my backup plan in case I can’t call 911.

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