Tammy has really enjoyed our recent time off and was excited about having a few more days together before she has to go back to work.
So I thought I’d try to make our last few nights together a little more interesting.
Tammy: I’m so excited that we have two more days off.
Me: Me too. You wanna drank tonight?
Me: We have to practice for tomorrow night (New Year’s Eve).
Tammy: We’re still gonna be sitting at home doing nothing.
Me: Yeah, but we can be dranking while we are doing it.
Maybe we can make it our new Family Tradition.
So don’t ask me, Hank why do you drink? Hank, why do roll smoke?
Why must you live out the songs that you wrote?
Stop and think it over, try and put yourself in my unique position.
If I get stoned and sing all night long, it’s a family tradition!