(Swim)Suits Tammy Just Fine

As Tammy is packing for our upcoming trip to Myrtle Beach, which of course means I’ll be posting Travel Logs of our journey, she held up a suitcase and made an announcement.

Tammy: This suitcase has all of my swimsuits.
Me: That’s all that’s in there?
Tammy: Yeah.
Me: How many swimsuits are in there?

The next few seconds consisted of her counting.

Tammy: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve.
Me: You’re bringing 12 swimsuits?
Tammy: I know. I don’t know why I even packed this one (holding one up) because I it doesn’t fit, but I keep trying to squeeze my ass into it.
Me: We’re gonna be there for five days.
Tammy: Fine, I’ll take this one out then.

I did the math and she’ll have to wear 2.2 swimsuits each day for five days in order to wear all of them.

I’m bringing a total of 2 swimsuits.

Me: That’s all you are packing in that one bag?
Tammy: Yeah. Why?
Me: Because we’re not gonna have enough bags.
Tammy: Fine. I’ll  pack my flip-flops with the swimsuits because that makes sense that they go together.

Don’t even get me started on how many pairs of flip-flops she’s got. I believe the total is about half of her last panty count (here).

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7 Responses to (Swim)Suits Tammy Just Fine

  1. I like her. She’s making sure she never has to put on a damp swimming suit the entire week. Smart woman!

    • JWo says:

      Ha! You’re assuming she’s gonna go inside and change every afternoon. If past experience is any indication then that’s not gonna happen. 😉

  2. Dan says:

    Wicked Weasels would dry faster. Just an FYI.

    • JWo says:

      That’s prolly true, but I’m pretty sure that the combined price of her 12 bathing suits would pay for ONE Wicked Weasel. Maybe…

  3. Dear Lord, I wish you could see my face while reading this.

  4. Putting the flip-flops in with the swimsuits is a good call. But, where is she going to pack her panties?

  5. muddledmom says:

    Let me put something in perspective for you. When we go away for the weekend, my daughter and I share one suitcase. It is a small- to medium-sized suitcase. I’m thinking I need to go shopping.

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