Monthly Archives: September 2011

Making My Wife Scream Brought Me Pleasure

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Friday, September 30, 2011 My wife doesn’t cry very much so it’s rare when I see tears in her eyes. This morning I not only saw them, I caused them. I’ll Cry If I Want To I’d like to say … Continue reading

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I’m One of the Things That Go Bump In the Night

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Thursday, Sept. 29, 2011 Around my house if Tammy hears something in the middle of the night the first thing she does is check to see if I’m in bed. If I’m not there she goes back to sleep. One … Continue reading

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There’s an Exposed Wiener On the Loose

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Thursday, September 29, 2011 There is a report of a nekkid, exposed wiener walking around out there and it’s trying to get people to look at it. Officials are encouraging people to NOT engage in wiener watching. You make me … Continue reading

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Everyone Please Check Your Melons

I just heard that there are some bad melons out there. So please check to make sure the melons in your house are aren’t tainted. Best way to check them is to give them a gentle but firm squeeze.  

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Please Don’t Make Me Do It Again…

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Wednesday, September 28, 2011 With all of the stuff I write about my wife, you’d think she would be chomping at the bit to read my posts. You’d think she’d want to know if I’m telling the world about any … Continue reading

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You’re Never Too Old to Disappoint Your Mom

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Despite being nearly 40 years old and living about 700 miles away, I recently received an email where I was reprimanded by my Mom. Apparently she didn’t like some of the colorful words I used in my blog. I know … Continue reading

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Movies and Me Don’t Mix

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Saturday, September 24, 2011 My wife’s birthday isn’t until Monday, but I went ahead and let her have her present last night. A few days ago she had mentioned that she’d like a gift certificate to Victoria’s Secret, which of … Continue reading

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Golf: The Mother of All Entitlements?

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Tuesday, September 20, 2011 By Tammy I know there are a lot of entitlements out there, but there’s one in particular that really pisses me off. I understand the need for some of them like Food Stamps, Welfare, Medicare, Unemployment, … Continue reading

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Don’t Be a Functioning Idiot (by Tammy)

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September 15, 2011 I generally am a good person and I really do try to start my day out with a positive outlook, but it never fails that an idiot ruins it for me. This morning was no exception. On … Continue reading

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What’s in Your Underwear?

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Sunday, September 11, 2011 When Grace and her friend Katie stopped by this afternoon they learned an unexpected lesson. Earlier today Jake and Grace came over to watch the Bears game with us and left around 3:30 so Jake could … Continue reading

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